The Guns of Tim: Archive

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Watch

Hells yeah!

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If you live in Utah, tonight's the night!!!! →

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Oct 24th

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Kings of Leon: You're all a bunch of pussies!

Scorching summer temperatures got the best of Kings of Leon lead singer Caleb Followill. At Friday night’s concert in Dallas’ Gexa Energy Pavillion, the Kings of Leon frontman abruptly left the stage after complaning about his voice and being “hot,” according to published reports. “My voice is completely 100 percent wrong. I’m sorry,” the singer told...

Oct 21st

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Mr. Vice President...you're a jackass.

Vice President Joe Biden now says he didn’t make a reference to rape, and got testy with HUMAN EVENTS when we asked if he would like to retract his comments that the number of sexual assaults would increase if Republicans don’t sign on to Barack Obama’s latest “jobs” proposal. “I didn’t use, no no no…Let’s get it straight, guy. Don’t screw around with me,” Biden lashed out at HUMAN EVENTS. ...

Oct 20th

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“You’re not the brightest knife in the fridge, are you?”

– My co-worker just now

Oct 19th

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“Heathen Hymn Look at me standing here, Lord I’m a shell of a man in this skin...”

– American Hitmen - “Heathen Hymn”

Oct 19th

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“If you were a tree, I’d chop you straight down I’d eat all your bark and burn...”

– American Hitmen - “No Good For Me”

Oct 19th

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“I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a...”

– Mitch Hedberg

Oct 18th

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“I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me...”

– Mitch Hedberg

Oct 18th

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If you live in Utah... →

My band, American Hitmen, is playing on October 28th at a place called Liquid Joe’s and we have a door prize contest. If you live in Utah and want to go, let me know and I’ll put you on the door list. Rock ‘n’ Roll!! -Tim

Oct 18th

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Oct 18th

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American Hitmen new single FREE DOWNLOAD!!! →

Hey there Hit-Fans!! From today until November 4th, our newest single “What Isn’t Could’ve Been” will be available on this site only as a free download!! Go to the music section of this site and get your download today! Enjoy it, tell your friends about it, and get it while it’s free!! Soundtrack of Violence will be released world-wide on November 4, 2011!!

Oct 17th

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